**This really made me laugh - Read carefully the prayer part..
A man and woman had been married for more than 60
years. They had shared everything. They had talked
about everything. They had kept no secrets from each
other except that the little old woman had a shoe box
in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her
husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the
box, but one day the little old woman got very sick
and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old
man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s
bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should
know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a
stack of money totaling $25,000. He asked her about
the contents.
“When we were to be married,” she said, “my
grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was
to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry
with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a
doll.”
The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back
tears.
Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only
been
angry with him two times in all those years of living
and loving.
He almost burst with happiness.
“Honey,” he said, “that explains the dolls, but what
about all
this money? Where did it come from?”
“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling
the dolls.”
Women will love this prayer.
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man,
Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to
death. Amen!
